| oh so strange |

THE CASE OF THE BOOB OBSESSED SISTER
on the way back from century city after watching King Arthur

me: *sees billboard for catwoman* "hmmmm....catwoman" *looks at swan* "what do you think? bust?" (as in doing poorly in the theaters)
swan: *pause* "no, i think it's real..."

"just a major push up...."

me: *blank stare at swan* O.O
swan: *realizes what i really meant* "oh"
and the laughter ensues...hahaha :P


THE CASE OF THE MISSING WATERMELON
today when i get back from walking home from work

swan: "where did our watermelon go?"
me: *looks at spot where watermelon was last* "i dunno, it was sitting right there yesterday"
swan: "i dont member seeing it since our costco trip on sunday..."
me: *lookin at the spot* "no...it was right there. what the hell...where'd it go?"

[10 minutes later]
me: "what the hell swan...whered our watermelon go?"

[20 minutes later]
me: "what the hell..."